[jforb]

Div, on Feb 13 2005, 08:12 PM, said:

Look what Len's reference to geeks did to the ads.  :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Those might be the best google ads I've seen here.

[LarryLegend]

jforb, on Feb 13 2005, 10:19 PM, said:

:lol:   :lol:   :lol:
Those might be the best google ads I've seen here.

Did someone say Mesothelioma?

[Turd Furguson]

middlebury03.5, on Feb 13 2005, 09:42 PM, said:

If for one year you could only have access to one tv channel, what would it be?  I think it might be ESPNews for the constant score updates.

Telemundo :ph34r:

[Div]

CBS has 11-12 Pats games, Bonnie Bernstein, Survivor, the NCAA tourney, the Masters, Bob Lobel and the Amazing Race. Maybe I'll have to go with them. The Charlie Moore point is valid, plus I would definitely need an Orsillo voodoo doll to deal with his shtick.

Unfortunately, Jim Nantz is pretty much ubiquitous on CBS. This is difficult.

[Poston Brothers Inc.]

Mazz's effort was just lazy. If I'm writing something in the paper about potential call-ups, I would at least get my facts straight. It takes 10 minutes of research.

And no, I dont belong to alt.nerds.research and I glaze over on most SOSH threads

[Turd Furguson]

Poston Brothers Inc., on Feb 13 2005, 10:24 PM, said:

Mazz's effort was just lazy.  If I'm writing something in the paper about potential call-ups, I would at least get my facts straight. It takes 10 minutes of research.

And no, I dont belong to alt.nerds.research and I glaze over on most SOSH threads

SOSH, like Dirtdogs.com gives me a headache so I never go there.

I think I'm better off mentally.

[Ozzy]

LarryLegend, on Feb 14 2005, 01:42 AM, said:

You mean that horrible show on at 4:45am Tuesday morning that "Romie" pimps as the the most important television show to ever hit?

Spare me the "vine", I'd like to pop him in his "grill". I despise Rome and his schtick.

"................Chris Everett" That was the peak of his career. :angry:

[Ozzy]

middlebury03.5, on Feb 14 2005, 02:03 AM, said:

Nope, just one channel period.

ABC Family. :D

[Box Score]

That MADE his career.

[Jeff In NH]

When Ray from Lynn could do a better job writing your article than you, you need to go and do some research.

[Turd Furguson]

Ozzy, on Feb 13 2005, 10:29 PM, said:

"................Chris Everett"  That was the peak of his career.  :angry:

[Ozzy]

Turd Furguson, on Feb 14 2005, 02:34 AM, said:

I was wondering why it was taking you so long to post. :lol:

[LarryLegend]

"The ducats are running out for our next tour stop in Motown. And the Clones in Detroit better be bringing it 'cause Albequrque and Decatur are battling it out to be the top of the Tour Stop mountain."

We got "Lamps" coming up in our next hour and J-Stew and I will take some calls for next month's Smackdown. Better get in early or BJ in Boise will run away with this yet again.

[Box Score]

Underwood-esque, LL

[LarryLegend]

Box Score, on Feb 13 2005, 10:44 PM, said:

Underwood-esque, LL

I'm trying out new material. B)

But it's hard to remain current on a guy who's show is on when only Singapore Sox Fan is up. I bet he can do one hell of a Jim Rome impression.

[TikiAndTorch]

I'm going to go out on a limb and predict an absolute disater when Chris Rock hosts the Oscars in a couple of weeks.

[Div]

TikiAndTorch, on Feb 13 2005, 10:48 PM, said:

I'm going to go out on a limb and predict an absolute disater when Chris Rock hosts the Oscars in a couple of weeks.

In a good or bad way?

This is the only time in my life I've ever sort of looked forward to the Oscars.

[TikiAndTorch]

Div, on Feb 13 2005, 10:50 PM, said:

In a good or bad way?

This is the only time in my life I've ever sort of looked forward to the Oscars.

Check out The Drudge Report

[The Gimp]

Peyton Manning named Pro-Bowl MVP.

He should change his last name to Marino.

[jforb]

Uh, he said nothing about chicks...

[Turd Furguson]

Colts fans busting a collective nut tonight as their bun boy is named Player of the Game for the Pro-Bowl.

One more thing for him to hang in his empty trophy case.

[TikiAndTorch]

jforb, on Feb 13 2005, 10:54 PM, said:

Uh, he said nothing about chicks...

:lol: :lol:

[Jason]

usher !&%$

[Turd Furguson]

No straight guys I know watch the Oscars.

Just sayin'.

[Suzy]

Div, on Feb 13 2005, 09:50 PM, said:

This is the only time in my life I've ever sort of looked forward to the Oscars.

Agreed 100%. I'm dying to see what CR will do to shake up the show. Being spared Billy Crystal's lame "insert myself into the nominated movie clip" schtik is already a plus.

[LarryLegend]

Turd Furguson, on Feb 13 2005, 10:56 PM, said:

No straight guys I know watch the Oscars.

Just sayin'.

I know many many very masculine, boobie loving men who watch the Oscars.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. ;) :ph34r:

[Turd Furguson]

Suzy, on Feb 13 2005, 10:58 PM, said:

Agreed 100%.  I'm dying to see what CR will do to shake up the show. Being spared Billy Crystal's lame "insert myself into the nominated movie clip"  schtik  is already a plus.

They wont like it because he doesnt kiss their collective rear ends.

[Jason]

how can a song win record of the year if no one ever heard the song once?

[LarryLegend]

Suzy, on Feb 13 2005, 10:58 PM, said:

Agreed 100%.  I'm dying to see what CR will do to shake up the show. Being spared Billy Crystal's lame "insert myself into the nominated movie clip"  schtik  is already a plus.

Crystal is looking less and less "mahvelous" by the day.

He just isn't that funny to my ear. Rock, on the other hand, is hilarious.

[Div]

TikiAndTorch, on Feb 13 2005, 10:51 PM, said:

Check out The Drudge Report

:lol: Oh boy.

Yeah - he might be a one and outer. Personally I'm suspect I'm going to find the show highly refreshing. Rock's my favorite comedian.

Tiki - in response to your avatar......

[Turd Furguson]

LarryLegend, on Feb 13 2005, 11:01 PM, said:

Crystal is looking less and less "mahvelous" by the day.

He just isn't that funny to my ear. Rock, on the other hand, is hilarious.

"He's not funny, he's not fun"

[LarryLegend]

Jason, on Feb 13 2005, 11:01 PM, said:

how can a song win record of the year if no one ever heard the song once?

Who won?

[Turd Furguson]

My head hurts after hours upon hours of playing GTA; San Andreas and NCAA College Football 2005.

Time for bed.

See you shut-ins tomorrow.

[TikiAndTorch]

Div, on Feb 13 2005, 11:01 PM, said:

:lol: Oh boy.

Yeah - he might be a one and outer. Personally I'm suspect I'm going to find the show highly refreshing. Rock's my favorite comedian.

Tiki - in response to your avatar......

:lol: Awww, thanks Div!

I love Chris Rock but I think this has bad written all over it. I mean, the guy said one of the reasons he's hosting is that Ellen Degeneres has crabs.

Jason, I highly recommend Genius Loves Company, Ray Charles' duet album.

[Suzy]

Turd Furguson, on Feb 13 2005, 10:00 PM, said:

They wont like it because he doesnt kiss their collective rear ends.

EXACTLY. I hope he comes out swinging....but there's only so much he can say on a network broadcast. Don't think we'll be seeing Rock's A-material, but he'll be funny and interesting.

"ANOTHER kid?! We like Michael Jackson so much, we gave him a PASS on the first kid!" --CR

[Div]

Nothing says cheap like Google Image Search flowers. :lol:

[jforb]

What's the difference between record and album?

[Div]

jforb, on Feb 13 2005, 11:08 PM, said:

What's the difference between record and album?

"Record" is a single song. Album is what it sounds like.

[Suzy]

LarryLegend, on Feb 13 2005, 10:01 PM, said:

Crystal is looking less and less "mahvelous" by the day.

He just isn't that funny to my ear. Rock, on the other hand, is hilarious.

Crystal is an over-the-hill schlocky "comedian" who remarkably has zero sense of humor about himself, as Stern proved before he himself joined the ranks of the phonies.

Rock is laugh-out-loud funny, creative, and honest. This should be fun.

[singaporesoxfan]

LarryLegend, on Feb 13 2005, 10:46 PM, said:

I'm trying out new material.  B)

But it's hard to remain current on a guy who's show is on when only Singapore Sox Fan is up. I bet he can do one hell of a Jim Rome impression.

Can I just fiddle while Rome burns?

[Kingasaurus]

Turd Furguson, on Feb 13 2005, 10:55 PM, said:

Colts fans busting a collective nut tonight as their bun boy is named Player of the Game for the Pro-Bowl.

One more thing for him to hang in his empty trophy case.

It is truly the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. They are by far the most delusional football fans on planet earth, and there is no close second. NOBODY CARES about this game, you demented freaks! It doesn't matter who wins. It's a glorified exhibition game, you dopes.

When Brady threw the INT they acted like they won the Super Bowl. There are no words, truly.

Of course Manning was named Player of the Game. Pro Bowl defenses are disallowed from doing anything creative or confusing to try and derail the offenses. The linebackers aren't even allowed to blitz.

:rolleyes:

[Suzy]

Kingasaurus, on Feb 13 2005, 10:46 PM, said:

Of course Manning was named Player of the Game.

:rolleyes:

PEYTON MANNING IS NAMED PRO BOWL PLAYER OF THE GAME?

Oh, what heights will he reach next?

Somewhere, with someone, Tom Brady is enjoying a hearty laugh.

B)

[941827]

Len, on Feb 13 2005, 06:53 PM, said:

Big F'n deal that he doesn't know the status of Chris Smith.  What a crime against the geeks!!!!  The rest of the article is fine.  Oh yeah, another geek is upset because he wants BH Kim mentioned as a factor this year.

ND, how many freaking messageboards do you post on?  Are you going for a record or do you just like pissing off Bills fans?

So let me get this straight - it's bad for Bill Burt to get the apparently very complex machinations regarding who the Pats got for Bledsoe wrong, but it's OK for Mazz to have no idea who is and isn't available to fill in for the Sox in 2005 and claim that the Sox should be trying to replace Mark Bellhorn. Got it.

Len, your agenda is showing.

[Suzy]

941827, on Feb 13 2005, 11:09 PM, said:

So let me get this straight - it's bad for Bill Burt to get the apparently very complex machinations regarding who the Pats got for Bledsoe wrong, but it's OK for Mazz to have no idea who is and isn't available to fill in for the Sox in 2005 and claim that the Sox should be trying to replace Mark Bellhorn.  Got it.

Len, your agenda is showing.

Maz should know what is going on. You'd think.

[TLL]

Tonight on Red Sox This Week Dan Roche interviewed Theo. Theo had a few things to say...

After game 3, Dan Shaughnessy asked Theo, "How much do you think the lack of professionalism of your team compared to the professionalism of the Yankees contributed to your failure?"

After game 4, he asked Theo, "How much do you think your team's personality contributed to your success..."

Hmm. <_<